Total Medals Earned: 148 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,345 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/65 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/130 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (250/375 points)
Medals Earned: 14/100 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/145 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (35/355 points)
Medals Earned: 8/40 (45/445 points)
Start the Game!
Kill the Sewer Ghost!
Die 1 Time
Kill Alithgar (0.9.2)
KILL THE SLIME BOSS!
Kill a Sneaky Worm (0.9.2)
ARE YOU THE NEW DRAGONBORN? :OOO
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Go full speed
Kill five bees
Get negative 20 rings
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
X marks the spot!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Give 'em a pinch!
Find all the secret movies!
Find it to unlock it!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Check out Newgrounds!
The sales pitch!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Twitter.
YOU WENT THERE
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
Brush up on your knowledge of Newgrounds before playing the game!
Complete your quest for club!
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Complete the game!
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Destroy Blendo
Destroy SKYNET
Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Destroy Alvin the Tank
Destroy the final boss
Score 120000 points in one game.
Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Complete the game.
Complete the game with a single ship.
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
Metal guys superkicks called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
